What's that you're doing to yourself in the pouring rain? What's all the notches? Would you care to explain? You're soaking So you're making makeup is coming down What's that you're doing to yourself in the rain? What's that you're saying to yourself In the pouring rain? Speak up please I really can't hear a word you're saying Looks to me that you've been thrown in at the deep end I'd lend a hand but I hate getting wet Still you're all in one wet piece Blame it all on some coincidence Now you put your face to bed Down comes life and knocks your head Still you're all in one wet piece Blame it all on some coincidence The rain has put your face to bed Down comes life and knocks you dead