Get Me a Drink

Hot mess
Ripped dress
Not so cool
Just a fool

Bad tats
Kind of fat
Not cool, just a tool

Kind of shy
Will never try
Goes home alone

Watch him cry
All kinds of people for us to see

I just want some company
Life in a bar is not for me
So much negative energy…tonight
You workout and I like to smoke
I have money and you are broke

You want to take me home.
I would rather be alone…
Then to be with you
Then to be with you
Wants to fight
So uptight
Kick his ass

He's not too bright
He's so dirty
Makes me flirty
Give me some

Now I'm thirsty
She's a tease
Will never please
Will take your drink
What a sleaze

He's the one
Some much fun
Now's the time
To get me some
You're trying hard, but I don't care
I walk right by with my nose in the air
I'm better than this, can't you agree
You better have game if you want me… tonight
I like the blue states and you like the red
You getting up, when I'm going to bed
You want to take me home
I would rather be alone…
Then to be with you
Then to be with you

Bridge part talking:
You think you are god's gift to women, well you ain't jack…
I've seen more game at a bingo parlor
You want to sit and I like to dance
You go slow, and I go fast
You like country and I like to rock
I you like to cuddle and I like to fuck
I like to run and you like to walk
You want to take me home
But I would rather be alone
Then to be with you
Then to be with you
…then to be with you.