Lyrics
Back in my youth,
Living in the sticks,
I learned this truth:
Most people are dicks!
That girl's a total fool,
He's a turd in the gene pool!
My patience is tested,
Kindness molested,
They're dumb as a ton of bricks!
But do I dispair that they are all half-wits?
Do I even care that they're mental midgets?
No I get on by with a simple philosophy:
I hate them all equally!
I hate them all equally,
Not she more than he,
They're all so annoying,
Always bitching and cloying(-ah)
He's a bloody git,
She's a brainless twit,
Do I give a spit? No not a care!
So I strike a pose,
Looking down my nose,
Cavities exposed; thick with black hair.
She's a piece of work,
He's a total jerk,
What is this quirk that they all share?
Each a scaramouche,
Each of them a douche,
The only solution is hate fair and square- Haha!
Think of them as trash,
Airheads filled with gas,
A donkey is an ass that gets whipped,
Yes, this philosophy truly works for me!
Try it for yourself and you'll see because
People are losers,
Morons and bruisers,
I follow Father Phil's philosophy;
I hate them all equally!