The name is Eric 'rubber legs' de Vene (Speaking) I said "hello"! Right Niceties over, I'll set the scene The times around 1964 A year either way but it could be more When the hems were high and the fringes low And Saturday night meant the Club-A-Go-Go Though it all takes place in this club of mine It could be any from around that time Though they may have had a different name The kids you'd find inside were all the same With the music loud and the lights down low Any club could have been the Club-A-Go-Go The kids don't come here just to dance The club is where they get their first taste of romance Couples meet and couples drift apart But Eric's always here to mend a broken heart They treat the club like a home from home I treat them as though they were my own So I'd like to welcome you one and all To one of life's great finishing schools The breeding ground of the teenage dream A microcosm of the teenage scene Where the kids learn all they had to know On Saturday night at the Club-A-Go-Go