Lyrics
I've tried thinking of cricket
Boxing and school
Tennis, soccer, snooker and darts
I've tried them all
I've tried thinking of so many things
that my poor brain hurts
But nothing
No nothing
No nothing seems to work
You meet a girl at the dance
She says she fancies you know this is your big chance
You dance real close, show her everything you got
The way she's dancing, you know she's getting hot
You take her outside, she coyly says alright
Oh boy, at last this could be your night,
Your brain keeps telling you, "slow man, slow!"
Uh oh.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no
Premature Ejaculation
It's a curse of the younger generation
Nothing can compare to the humiliation
Of premature
Oh premature
No premature
Premature ejaculation
(one more time)
It's, it's too late
Ohhhh nooooo.