Lyrics
I wish I had a figure like Twiggy's
So stick-like, so incredibly slim
My dad says she's lucky
Her legs don't snap a tease
Lying, trying, to make me feel better
I wish I had a figure like Twiggy's
Then my life would be one social whirl
But gee, and my phantom
Cause with my 36D cup
I'm just an old fashioned girl
If you want to be in
You simply have to be slim
And when they say slim they mean painfully thin
Fashion dictates that boobs are a no no
The only parts allowedto stick out are hip bones, shoulder blades, knee caps and elbows
I wish I had a figure like Twiggy's
Then my ife would be one social whirl
But with my pretrosions
I'm under no illusions
I'm just an old fashioned
Such an old fashioned
I'm just an old fashioned girl
Oh yeah
Thanks to Twiggy I'm an old fashioned girl