Oh So Bad

I feel oh so bad,
I feel oh so yick,
I feel oh so, oh no,
I think I'm gunna be sick!
Oh my god I've never ever felt as bad as this,
I don't even know my name,
Where I am, Or what day of the week this is,
Hold on a mo,
There's vomit down my coat,
I'm standing in the bogs with my fingers down my throat,
It's saturday night! Right? It's gotta be saturday night!
Right,
OhhhhhOhhhhNooooo
Gary?
Eddieee!
I feel oh so bad,
My face has all gone numb,
Oh so yuck,
I want my mum,
Oh so, Oh noo I think I'm gunna throw.
Up and down the room keeps rolling around,
Oh my god I (up and down) feel so ill, oh I don't want to live,
The floor keeps spinning, It's got a mind of it's own,
I don't know how I got here (round and round),
I don't even know where here is,
It's like a record on my gramophone,
Hold on a mo! (What)
Mixed veggies on the floor, (noo)
Last weeks spaghetti hoops congealing on the floor,
It's the club a go-gooo, (I really don't wanna know Eddie)
The club a go-gooo,
Every saturday night it's the same,
Half your money against the wall,
The other half down the drain,
The club a go-goo,
Oh it's saturday night at the club a go-goo,
Here we go, Oh, Oh, Oh!
Take your partners for the stomach churning,
Bile burning,
Shoulder shakin',
Body quakin',
Oh no there she goes,
Ten-thirty saturday night ripper!
(Sick noises)
Now that's what I call saturday night!