I think she's really neat Her house is made of sweets She's got a lovely face She's really ace Her magic ways have had me blinded for days She wears fantastic belts When she gets wet she melts I want our love to grow Deep down I know that no means no But I'm not ready to go She gets me down 'cos she won't drown Because she's a witch, she's a witch She's a wonderful witch And she makes my heart glitch And there has never been a time I felt so fine But she'll never be mine She's a witch, she's a witch She's so good at quidditch But she switches my switch And I am filled with such intrigue that I'm fatigued That girl is out of my league She's beautiful as well She put me under her spell I put her under my house You'll find her hard to meet and greet Unless you speak to her feet And she's so cute I could die She trained her monkeys to fly I probably should have tried to find the time To ask her why she trained her monkeys to fly Yet I believe we're meant to be I'm for her and she's for me I ask myself why I won't learn I feel there's sparks but she won't burn Because she's a witch, she's a witch She's a wonderful witch And she makes my heart glitch And there has never been a time I felt so fine But she'll never be mine She's a witch, she's a witch She's so good at quidditch But she switches my switch And I am filled with such intrigue that I'm fatigued That girl is out of my league She's in league with satan!