Lyrics
Don Juan and Don Wannabe,
Hangin' on the bathroom floor.
They both had way too much to drink,
and yet they wanna drink some more.
Don Juan and Don Wannabe,
The monster in or outside.
It's not a subtle difference,
It's Jekyll vs. Hyde.
Booze is the best drug ever,
Who really cares about their liver?
All that counts is what you give her,
Death is dry but life's a river.
Don Juan and Don Wannabe,
Hangin' on the bathroom floor.
They both had way too much to drink,
and yet they wanna drink some more.
It's been 8 hours since the party started,
and everyone was feeling fine.
Mama should have told you, son,
not to mix that whisky and wine.
Don Juan and Don Wannabe,
The monster in or outside.
It's not a subtle difference,
It's Jekyll vs. Hyde.
Now it's too late to sense trouble,
When your stomach starts to bubble.
It seems your friends all find it funny,
What a waste of precious money.
Booze is the best drug ever,
Who really cares about their liver?
All that counts is what you give her,
Death is dry but life's a river.
Don Juan and Don Wannabe,
Hangin' on the bathroom floor.
They both had way too much to drink,
and yet they wanna drink some more.