The Pain Is Nice And So Am I The One Severely Hurt Could Die His Hair Looks Very Different Today But He's Still The Same The Ladder Wasn't Twice As Tall He Broke The Bones Which Broke His Fall They Put Him Back Together In A Most Peculiar Way The Grill Was Hot And So's Your Mom Apol Ogizing Yet For Some Enlightened Fel Low's Burning Off His Face But He's OK The Skateboard Wasn't Twice As Quick The Road Was Just A Little Slick The Doctor's Bill Was Higher Than The Flames And He's OK The Gun Was Loud And Also Hurt My Feel Ings 'Cause I'm Not Alert Enough To Warn The People In The Way, But I'm OK The Bullet Nearly Missed His Head It Did N't Make Him Twice As Dead They Say That He May Speak Again But They Can't Really Say And It Could Have Killed Him, But It Didn't So It's Funny.