are always happy Bugs are always happy Over here over there Happy cause they just don't even care If you could think just like a bug Then you'd just do just what you want And who would care about worries of any sort When you're a bug Life is just too short Bugs are always happy Oh so goddam happy On the ground in the sky Bugs are just another guy Bugs could not ever go veggie Cause they eat stuff that you can't see They don't do health food or cigarettes or drugs And even vegetatians Like to kill bugs There is just no reason why