Fred

tells me that I should be the best damn human I can be.
Make a million bucks and travel round the world.
Can't you see a marvelous life unfurl?
Fred says I know what I want.
I should be standing tall and staunt.
Do everything I'd ever thought I'd do.
Life is always easy when it seems brand new.
Wheeeee! I'm moving forward.
Wheeeee! The world is backwards.
Everything that Fred tells me is true
...but here I am.