Deck the halls with the testicles of a jolly man Wreck the walls within my brain of how it began I can not just let it be That fucker destroyed my family Now I sit and I wait and I plan Jingle jangle jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to slay! Memories of a simple time inside my home There they were on the kitchen table all alone Mama's head moving all around The fat man said, "Keep going down" Kissing underneath the mistletoe Silent night, a deadly night for me! In my head it's laughing at me And I'm stuck here in a padded room Dreaming daily of your doom Sanity left on the short bus But I hope you have a hell of a christmas! Dreaming of my enemy Crucified upon a tree Deck the halls with your jolly nuts I want to give you a hell of a christmas, man Fantasizing of a head upon a stick Wrap the intestines all around my bloody dick I'll wear his face just like a mask Shove a candy cane right up his ass I wonder why the doctors think I'm sick? Walking in this twisted wonderland You'll never catch me, I'm the gingerbread man! And I'm stuck here in a padded room Dreaming daily of your doom Sanity left on the short bus But I hope you have a hell of a christmas! Dreaming of my enemy Crucified upon a tree Deck the halls with your jolly nuts I want to give you a hell of a christmas, man The day has finally come ... It's time to go home ... Cut the throat of everyone in front of me Now I'm on the run with a scalpel up my sleeve I told them I had to get away But they all said I had to stay Now they know why I shouldn't get too angry Santa Claus is coming into town! Gotta find a way for him to be found! Getting close to home and I'm hyper now! I was stuck there in a padded room Dreaming daily of your doom Now I'm coming home on a bus I want to give you a hell of a christmas! Hunting of my enemy To crucify upon a tree And deck the halls with your bloody nuts I want to give... I want to give you... I want to give you a hell of a christmas I want to give you a hell of a christmas And deck the halls with your bloody nuts I want to give you a hell of a christmas, man