I'd have my house under the ground All my friends would all come round Laugh about the ones who got away I wouldn't know the time of year It's easier to tan down here I find it funny I laugh at people And I don't know why I sometimes giggle If there's an earthquake When good people die I'd have my house under the ground All my friends would all come round Laugh about the ones who got away I wouldn't know the time of year It's easier to tan down here I'll meet the big man I'll do what I can I'll suffer for my sins Speak with a deep voice Listen to metal So that the good guys never win I'd have my house under the ground All my friends would all come round Laugh about the ones who got away I wouldn't know the time of year It's easier to tan down here Yeah, you should see the man That you see on Christmas day By six o'clock on the sixth of June it's OK... Gather round under the sun Make the things I've done Make them understand I'd have my house under the ground All my friends would all come round Laugh about the ones who got away I wouldn't know the time of year It's easier to tan down here House under the ground House under the ground House under the ground House under the ground I'd have my house under the ground All my friends would all come round Laugh about the ones who got away I wouldn't know the time of year It's easier to tan down here Sorry for the things I said that day